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Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word
is repeated Two times.
Sardar : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go

Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.

Question: What is the full form of math’s.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and
she is half mad.

Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in English,
answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight

Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai
mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola
woh kya hai bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai
to kiya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k pass ja k beth jata hoon
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: to AC on kar leta hoon

A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor’s cabin
and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything!
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister

Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder
to you……….. Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

Teacher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become father only after I was born.

Papu: Allah tu mujhe 100 Rs dega to 50 teri rah main dounga
raste main us ko 50Rs mile.
papu bola: Sarkar itna bhi bharosa nahi, pehle he kaat liye

2 sardars went to a call girl.
1st went in, came out & said: no, my wife is better.
2nd went in, came out and said: u r right,
your wife is better.

2 men r searching for their lost wifes.
1st: how’s your wife look like?
2nd: beautiful, bold, tall, blue eyez.
what about yours?
1st: meri ko maar goli chal teri dhoundain.

Sardar’s leave application:
Dear Sir,
my wife is ill. As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for one day.

Sardar traveling in PIA.
air hostess comes to him and said
aap ko PIA ka mahol kaisa laga?
sardar: bilkul ghar jaisa.
ghar main bhi mujhe koi mouh nahi lagata

pathan: u cheated me
shop-keeper: no sir, i sold a good radio to u.
pathan: radio label shows made in Japan.
but radio says
This is Radio Pakistan.

Husband aur wife hotel main gaye tab he ek lady ne Hello kaha
wife: koun thi woh?
husband: tum dimag kharab mut karo,
main pehle he pareshan hoon k woh bhi yahi pochegi.

Faqir: 10Rs dedo chai peyonga
seth: chai to 5 ki hai
faqir: girl friend ko bhi phelaonga
seth: faqiron ne bi girl friend bana li
faqir: nahi saab girl friend ne faqir bana diya.

wife: jab tum desi sharab pite ho to mujhe paro kehte ho
jab Whisky pete ho to Darling kehte ho,
aaj kiya pia hai jo Churail keh rahe ho?
husband: aaj main hosh main hoon.

twins babies born in a sardar house
sardar couldn’t sleep whole night
continuously thinking
who is the father of second one baby?