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A man walks into a restaurant

with a full-grown ostrich behind him. *

*The waitress asks for their orders. *

*The man says,

“A hamburger, fries and a coke,”

and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” *

*”I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. *

*A short time later the waitress returns with the order. *

*”That will be $9.40 please,”and the man reaches

into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. *

*The next day, the man and the ostrich come again

and the man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke.”

*The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”

*Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with

exact change. *

*This becomes routine until, the two enter again. *

*”The usual?”asks the waitress. *

*”No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,

baked potato, and salad,” says the man. *

*”Same,” says the ostrich. *

*Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,

“That will be $32.62..” *

*Once again he man pulls the exact change out of his

pocket and places it on the table. *

*The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer.

“Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up

with the exact change out of your pocket every time?” *

*”Well,” says the man,”several years ago I was

cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.

When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for

anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and

the right amount of money would always be there.” *

*”That’s fantastic!” says the waitress.

“Most people would wish for a million dollars or

something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for

as long as you live!” *

*”That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a

Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man. *

*The waitress asks, “But, sir, what’s with the ostrich?” *

*The man sighs, pauses, and answers,

“My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs

who agrees with everything I say.”