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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS
March 23, 2009 33 CommentsDIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS
1 When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
2 When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
7 When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
8 When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
9 When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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Newtons Law On Love
February 26, 2009 45 CommentsUniversal Law:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer From
One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
First Law:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In
Love With A Boy, continues To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break
The Legs Of The Boy.
Second Law:
Fun, HumorA Moral corporate story
February 3, 2009 25 CommentsOnce upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..
- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
Fun, HumorAlibaba 30 chor …. Breaking Revelation………
January 27, 2009 15 CommentsBreaking Revelation……….
Alibaba 40 Chor tha
Ab
Alibaba 30 chor ban gaya
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Pls read this Shocking Storry….. True Love
June 7, 2008 25 CommentsVery Shocking…. .
This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.
She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also
changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.
Facts in APPRAISAL
May 2, 2008 25 CommentsBefore filling APPRAISAL FORM traveling in 408 EPO……
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Indian Wedding Query……. . in SQL Server Stored Procedure format
May 2, 2008 25 CommentsCREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus= ‘PG orAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers= ‘NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents +
FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)
END
GO
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Fun, Humor, LifeAsking Salary Increase ???
April 9, 2008 30 CommentsOne day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$$incerely,
Norman $hah
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
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