Cartoon Time

Written by admin on Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 in Fun, Humor, Thinking, india.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

Written by admin on Monday, March 23rd, 2009 in Fun, Humor, Jokes.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

1 When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
2 When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
7 When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
8 When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
9 When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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Newtons Law On Love

Written by admin on Thursday, February 26th, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

Universal Law:

Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer From
One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

First Law:

A Boy In Love With A Girl, continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In
Love With A Boy, continues To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break
The Legs Of The Boy.

Second Law:

A Moral corporate story

Written by admin on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..

- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

Alibaba 30 chor …. Breaking Revelation………

Written by admin on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

Breaking Revelation……….

Alibaba 40 Chor tha

Ab

Alibaba 30 chor ban gaya

Poocho Kyon ?
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Pls read this Shocking Storry….. True Love

Written by admin on Saturday, June 7th, 2008 in Fun, Humor.

Very Shocking…. .

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also
changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.

Facts in APPRAISAL

Written by admin on Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in Health, Life.

Before filling APPRAISAL FORM traveling in 408 EPO……

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AND Dreaming to have after My *
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BUT some thing goes wrong and got Actual thing after *
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IPL toons - IPL Cartoons

Written by admin on Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in Cricket, Fun.

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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage

@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,

@ Bride Char(Good)

AS

BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides

WHERE

FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND

CarCount > 2 AND

HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND

BrideEduStatus= ‘PG orAbove’ AND

HavingBrothers= ‘NO’ AND

HavingSisters =’No’ AND

AllowRelocate =’YES’

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal

UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents +

FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’BMW’)

END

GO

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Asking Salary Increase ???

Written by admin on Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 in Fun, Jokes, TimePass.

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$$incerely,
Norman $hah

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:



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