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Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes

Brilliant Sardarji !!!

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion……..
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Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”

Banta : How do you know??

Universal Law:

Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer From
One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

First Law:

A Boy In Love With A Girl, continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In
Love With A Boy, continues To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break
The Legs Of The Boy.

Second Law:

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..

- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

Breaking Revelation……….

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12 days of christmas - indian style

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big-error

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end-user-license-agreement

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fatal-error

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Funny Error Messages
Microsoft

three sardarjes in a Singapore

three sardar jees went for a tour to Singapore
they searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost
floor of a 100 floor hotel
after taking rest they started for a local vist

while leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10. 00 pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the
steps for which they agreed and went out