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Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes
March 20, 2009 22 CommentsSardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes
Brilliant Sardarji !!!
A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”
Fun, Jokes, Santa BantaSome Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!
March 13, 2009 55 CommentsSome Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
Fun, Humor, TimePassFunny sms (don’t miss it) !!!
March 13, 2009 18 Comments
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion……..
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Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Fun, SMSNewtons Law On Love
February 26, 2009 45 CommentsUniversal Law:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer From
One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
First Law:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In
Love With A Boy, continues To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break
The Legs Of The Boy.
Second Law:
Fun, HumorA Moral corporate story
February 3, 2009 25 CommentsOnce upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.”
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..
- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,
Fun, HumorAlibaba 30 chor …. Breaking Revelation………
January 27, 2009 15 CommentsBreaking Revelation……….
Alibaba 40 Chor tha
Ab
Alibaba 30 chor ban gaya
Poocho Kyon ?
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12 days of christmas – indian style – Enjoy the Video
October 11, 2008 26 Comments12 days of christmas – indian style
Enjoy the Video
12 days of christmas – indian style
Enjoy the Video
Fun, VideoFunny Error Messages – system error message Pop Ups
August 4, 2008 67 Comments
system-error-message
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big-error
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delete-warning
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end-user-license-agreement
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fatal-error
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haed-disk-scan
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hardware-update
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infected-file
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keyboard-not-plugged-in
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Funny Error Messages
Microsoft
Three sardarjes in a Singapore – Funney Jokes
June 30, 2008 124 Commentsthree sardarjes in a Singapore
three sardar jees went for a tour to Singapore
they searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost
floor of a 100 floor hotel
after taking rest they started for a local vist
while leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10. 00 pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the
steps for which they agreed and went out