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Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion……..
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Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”

Banta : How do you know??

COOL FUNNY COLLECTION – Enjoy

Good Hindi Jokes – Read n Enjoy

निरीक्षण

पुलिस में सिपाहियों की भर्ती के लिये साक्षात्कार के दौरान अभ्यार्थियों को एक व्यक्ति की तस्वीर दिखाते हुये साक्षात्कारकर्ता ने कहा – ”एक पुलिसवाले में निरीक्षण करने की शक्ति का होना बहुत आवश्यक है। इस चित्रको ध्यान से देखो और बताओ कि इसमें तुम्हें क्या खास बात दिखाई देती है ?”
पहले आवेदक ने कहा – ”इस आदमी के सिर्फ एक कान है ?”
”तुम जा सकते हो” – साक्षात्कारकर्ता ने असंतुष्टि का भाव प्रदर्शित करते कहा।
दूसरा आवेदक आया और बोला – ”यह एक कान वाला आदमी है।”
”बाहर निकल जाओ” – साक्षात्कारकर्ता चिल्लाया।

Nice Definitions: :)

gun, :

School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through ‘the minds of either’.

Cool Images Nice One

Cool Images Nice One

*Old is Gold *

The original computer…

*Italian Mystery*

Ever wondered why Italic fonts are always tilted? Here’s how it all started….

*Child Beer*

Though liquor companies are not allowed to make Beer for children some guy with a failed primary education has done it. Have a look…