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Jeeto & Preeto [Japani Nokia-BL-5c]

Written by admin on August 17th, 2007 in Jokes, Santa Banta.

Jeeto & Preeto

Jeeto : Aree Dekho meri Nokia battary BL-5C hee he..
Preeto : hamare Santa-Banta ne bataya ki…..
BL-5C..ke sath Made in Japan ho tab hee change karna he!
Jeeto : Mera to 26 digit ke niche likha he…Made in China..
Preeto : Tab to shayad hee change karna hoga..
Jeeto : Chinawale ne bachcho ke khiloune ke sath khilvad kiya..
aur “Bado ke khiloune”ke sath khabardari rakhi…
Preeto : Chinawale ne hamara vo gana yad kar liya he…
“Ek thoukar kha chuke hum..ab girenge nahi..”!
Jeeto :DaduG kahate he ki………
“Girte hue ko uthanewala Bhagvan he..
Girke Sambhalne wala Insan he…
Giranewala Haivan he!
Japani log jo bomb ka shikar hue ho…
Vo eetani khatarnak bhul kaise kar sakate he?
Preeto: hum ‘Nokia”wale ko gana chahiye ki….
Mera Nokia he Japani..
Meri Nagaree Hindustanee. .
Gale me BL-5C ka kafan Dale bat karu Mastani
Jeeto : Ha……..Haaaaaaaa ……Haaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa

 




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