Little santa banta
Written by admin on February 20th, 2007 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.
Girl: “Ghanti nahi mar sakta hai kya?”
Santa: “Puri cycle mar di aur ab ghanti kya alag se maru?”
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Teacher- Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
little Santa- “A cow and a bull are grazing in the field”
Teacher- “How?”
little Santa- “Ladies first.”
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Teacher- Kids, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.
little Santa- “I is…
Teacher- “No, Santa”, Always say “I am…. ”
little Santa- “All right… then. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.”
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Teacher: “Where does the God live?”
little Santa: God lives in my bathroom.
Teacher: “What? How can you say that?”
little Santa: Because every morning when I am in my bathroom, my mother bangs the door and says”Oh God, you are still in the bathroom!”
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Teacher- “Tell me five Ferocious animals you can think of .. ”
little Santa- “3 lions and 2 tigers”.
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and finally…………….
Ek baar Banta ne Santa se puchha: Tujhko tairna aata hai kya?
Santa: Nahi.
Banta: Tujhse achhio to pauty hai, jo paani me tair sakti hai.
Santa asked Banta: Tujhe tairna aata hai kya?
Banta: Ha, aata hai.
Santa: Tere me aur pauty me kya ferk raha gaya?
