Santa Banta …
Written by admin on January 13th, 2007 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - SasriYakaal
Santa travelling 1’st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he
shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’ .Airhostess said “B silent”..Santa said “OK”..Ombay
Ombay”
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
“heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
i’ll study 
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Ek pyari si surat, Ek masum sa chehra, 2 jheel si ankhe, Kuchh mithi mithi
baate, Ek nazuk ada, Kuchh masti kuchh maza, Thodi si shrarat, Bahut sari
mohabbat, Ek bholi si muskan, Ooncha udne ka armaan, Sabse alag sabse juda,
Jiski hai pyari har ek ada…
Thnx, Aap ne MERE bare me itna pada..
Good Morning..
NURSeRY RHYMES 4 “NXT GENERATION”KIDS-
“Twinkle twinkle little STAR,
I Jus went 2 MOCHA BAR, HUKKA rates r up sooo HIGH,
SO had a beer wid CASHEW FRY…!”
1 Good reason Why india can never win against australia?Its all in d name:
The last 3 alphabets of australia says ‘lia’ And india says ‘dia’!
Ht of Smartnes:
A senior studt durin raggin says:
On 1st nite ur wife shud sleep wit me.
Junior:Ok fine,bt im goin 2 marry Wit ur Sister.
Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns… So my
sincere advice to u is to “Wear chappals wherever u go..”.
Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati hai,tadpne ke liye sirf yaad reh jati
hai,kya fark parta hai CLASSIC ho ya GOLDFLAKE jalne ke bad sirf rakh reh jati
hai
Poem: Zindgi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas hai,muje duniya se na koi aas
hai,muje khelni ati taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri poem
bakvas
hai!
