three sardarjes in a Singapore
three sardar jees went for a tour to Singapore
they searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost
floor of a 100 floor hotel
after taking rest they started for a local vist
while leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10. 00 pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the
steps for which they agreed and went out
after ll the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30
Since lift was not available, They decided to take the stairways under the
condition that each sardarji has to tell a strory that lasts for 33 floors so that
they can reach 100th floor without much trouble
after first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said
“I have a sad story t say, but I will tell ate the end only”
The second sardarje finished his story and the third finished his story and finally
they reach the 100th floor.
Then first sardaji asked what was the sad story
the third one said
“ I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji
after crossing 33 floors top said
“I got a sad story but I will also say that at the end”
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story , the
second sardarje said
“the Keys were in my pocket only”
with anger and fully tired, they once again start from the first floor,
after reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarjee said
“ I too have a sad story but I will say at the end only”
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardrajee
about the sad story he replied
this is not our hotel it is on the other side of road , opposite to this
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read how sardar replay sms to his girl friend
Sms Reply
Sardar recived a massege from his girl freind
“I MISS YOU ”
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After a lot of thinking
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sardar reply to his girl friend
” I Mr YOU”
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Job for detective
A sardar on an interview for the post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank you sir for giving me the job,
I will start investigating. ……
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NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY with two Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same
Mistake.
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Pathan
A pathan used to go to college with his donkey…
After few years he had to go alone…
Why?Because the donkey graduated… !!!
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funny sms
Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:” r u married ?”
He replied :”What difference does it make ?”
She said:”We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! ”
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MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!
Man calls Wife through MOBILINK,
Call goes 2 another lady,After talking 4 a while they started dating & got married.
Moral:MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!
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Cool sms
Sweet like honey, costly like money,
blessing like shower,
smiling like flower,
cool like ice, a friend so nice,
guess who?
O hello,Its me..
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Pressure
Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players
when they need1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”( oh GOD after wining we have to speak english
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Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai,
icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO k0N !!!Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI
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