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Written by admin on April 8th, 2008 in Fun, Jokes.

*PJ’s*
a)A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor’s cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam. Professor: anything! Girl: ya Prof: open your books and study

b) 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

c)Father 2 son. padosi ki ladki ko dekh. woh exam main 1st aai hai. Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.

d)what is the different between chew gum and begum? both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.

e)Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity? Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

f)Boy : I love u. Girl : Me too Boy : How much do u love me? Girl : as much as u do. Boy : U Cheater.I thought u really loved me

g)A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).” The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258″

h)Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don’t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”

i)Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: why did U come so far.Instead U could Have posted it

j)Evolution of man: without shaadi spiderman shaadi k din superman shaadi k baad Gentleman aur biwi khubsurat ho to sari umar watchman
After a Quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you know, I was a fool when I married you” the husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in loveand didn’t notice”.

k)a couple in train girl: my hand is in pain. boy kisses her hand. girl: my neck is in hand. he kisses her neck. and old man: bhai piles ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kiya?

l)Teacher: write your father name in English. Sikh student: beautiful red underware. Teacher: what is this? Student: it’s not wrong. his name is sunder lal chadda.

 




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