Fool
Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!
Lunatic
I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..& Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..
Dead Fool
Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
Mental
My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental ….
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
Animal
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!
Tough Luck
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. throw ur mobile!!
Doggone
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Joker
Sorry 4 disturbing u…can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker
Monkey
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said “Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree….Plz try later.”
Brainless
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age.
