When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away,come along with me i’ll take u to an eye specialist!!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
Ans : He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool….
I wrote ur name on the sands…………. it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……………………..it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart………….i got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”
LOVE is like a CIGAR –> It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes… But dont worry - we are chain smokers
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
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Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
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Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
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Wife - hae bhagwan! forget it where s your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
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Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
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Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
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Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
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Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
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Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
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Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
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Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
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Wife - i will go to my dad s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
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Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
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Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
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Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
