Wedding in SQL —- Good One

Written by admin on June 22nd, 2007 in Fun, Humor, Thinking.

Wedding Query……. . (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)


CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage
@

BrideGroom
Char(NotBad),
@

Bride
Char(Good)

AS


BEGIN

SELECT
Bride
FROM

india_
Brides


WHERE

FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’

AND

CarCount > 2

AND

HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’
AND

BrideEduStatus=’PG

orAbove’
AND

HavingBrothers=’NO’

AND


HavingSisters =’No’

AND

AllowRelocate =’YES’

SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce

FROM

FatherInLaw

UPDATE
MyBankAccout
SET

MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal

UPDATE

MyLocker

SET
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO

MyCarShed

VALUES
(’BMW’)

END


GO

.

.

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Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND

Commit;

 




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