Wedding in SQL —- Good One
Written by admin on June 22nd, 2007 in Fun, Humor, Thinking.
Wedding Query……. . (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@
BrideGroom
Char(NotBad),
@
Bride
Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT
Bride FROM
india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND
CarCount > 2
AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’
AND
BrideEduStatus=’PG
orAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers=’NO’
AND
HavingSisters =’No’
AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’
SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce
FROM
FatherInLaw
UPDATE
MyBankAccout SET
MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE
MyLocker
SET
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed
VALUES (’BMW’)
END
GO
.
.
.
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND
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