Wedding in SQL —- Good One
Written by admin on June 22nd, 2007 in Fun, Humor, Thinking.
Wedding Query……. . (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@
BrideGroom
Char(NotBad),
@
Bride
Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT
Bride FROM
india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND
CarCount > 2
AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’
AND
BrideEduStatus=’PG
orAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers=’NO’
AND
HavingSisters =’No’
AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’
SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce
FROM
FatherInLaw
UPDATE
MyBankAccout SET
MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE
MyLocker
SET
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed
VALUES (’BMW’)
END
GO
.
.
.
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND
Commit;
March 7th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
The new marketing revolution for wedding professionals will be launched soon. You are invited to be part of our marketing network. All the features we offer are FREEEEEE.Please don’t flag this post and let other professionals to find us helping the comunity to grow.Don’t spend money on advertising and leads.A rapidly growing 5,000+ wedding couples are signed up on Meet The Wedding Vendors and actively planning their wedding, so if you provide any type of service or venue for weddings, i.e. reception site, cakes, DJ, photography, hotels, flowers, transportation, gifts, wedding attire, etc. Join us , reffer us and make the difference. We are here meetthevendors(dot)com The search is over….
June 7th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Hi, i just thought i’d post and let you know your blogs layout is really messed up on the K-Melon
June 18th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
There is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points in Features also.
June 25th, 2010 at 10:49 am
great tips. maybe i have done half or 3/4 of this
July 1st, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Hi there, I found your blog via Google while searching for first aid for a heart attack and your post looks very interesting for me.
July 22nd, 2010 at 2:44 pm
The most comprehensive and very well thought out article I have found on this subject on the online. Keep on writing, I will keep on coming by to read your new content. This is my seventh time coming by your site .
July 22nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Lawl I just noticed, you have the same name as I do. We both think the same way. Anyway, I’ve been stopping over your Blog lately especially when I’m bored and have nothing to do .