Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to

the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive

last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss

will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.