Universal Law:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer From
One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
First Law:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In
Love With A Boy, continues To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break
The Legs Of The Boy.
Second Law:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly
Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The
Direction
Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
Third Law:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To
The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals.
