Indian Wedding Query……. . in SQL Server Stored Procedure format
Written by Alurnefealefth on May 2nd, 2008 in Fun, Humor, Life.
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’ AND
BrideEduStatus= ‘PG orAbove’ AND
HavingBrothers= ‘NO’ AND
HavingSisters =’No’ AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents +
FatherinLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (’BMW’)
END
GO
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Then the bride writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND
Commit;
