Nice Definitions: :)
Written by admin on April 15th, 2008 in Fun, Humor, Thinking.
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School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through ‘the minds of either’.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest….
except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead

February 16th, 2010 at 11:49 am
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February 16th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
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March 15th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Regarding the connection to what it represents, aren’t the IBM and coca-cola examples signatures rather than logos? I also thought that Westinghouse logo suggested resistors, but what do I know, I’m just the observer…
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