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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practice?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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three sardarjes in a Singapore

three sardar jees went for a tour to Singapore
they searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost
floor of a 100 floor hotel
after taking rest they started for a local vist

while leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10. 00 pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the
steps for which they agreed and went out

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication

engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had

never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an

admission into it ..

What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in

12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college.

But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) - “I can not

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      MAHARASHTRA STATE BOARD OF SEC. & H. SEC. EDUCATION , PUNE-5
   DISTRICT AND  GRADE WISE  PERFORMANCE OF CANDIDATES (NEW COURSE)
DIVISION : PUNE                                                                  S.S.C.    MARCH-2008  

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SR DISTRICT    NUMBER OF   NUMBER OF             NUMBER OF CANDIDATES PASSED           PASS
NO             CANDIDATES  CANDIDATES   -------------------------------------------    PERCENTAGE
               REGISTERED  APPEARED     DISTIN    GRADE     GRADE     PASS     TOTAL
                                        CTION     I st      II nd              PASS
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1   PUNE          104190    104029     18271     29763     33936      7801     89771   86.29           

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2   AHAMADNAGAR    58013     57828      9058     19678     19393      3060     51189   88.52           

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3   SOLAPUR        53110     52985      8187     19584     17197      2905     47873   90.35           

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    DIV TOTAL :   215313    214842     35516     69025     70526     13766    188833   87.89           

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   DISTRICT AND  GRADE WISE  PERFORMANCE OF CANDIDATES  (OLD COURSE)
DIVISION : PUNE                                                                  S.S.C.    MARCH-2008  

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SR DISTRICT    NUMBER OF   NUMBER OF             NUMBER OF CANDIDATES PASSED           PASS
NO             CANDIDATES  CANDIDATES   -------------------------------------------    PERCENTAGE
               REGISTERED  APPEARED     DISTIN    GRADE     GRADE     PASS     TOTAL
                                        CTION     I st      II nd              PASS
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1   PUNE           14129     13436         0         6         9      3839      3854   28.68           

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2   AHAMADNAGAR     8652      8393         2         8         9      2330      2349   27.99           

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3   SOLAPUR         7958      7719         1        11        31      2128      2171   28.13           

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    DIV TOTAL :    30739     29548         3        25        49      8297      8374   28.34           

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The Maharashtra State Board of Secondary and Higher Secondary Education will declare the SSC Examination results on June 26th, 2007 at 11:00 am IST.

SSC Results Official Sites :
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Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word
is repeated Two times.
Sardar : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go

Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

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Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

*Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade* *

Friends** are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill **

Patience** is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents **

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer
cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have
multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer
patients that there are no more cancer cells in their
bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to
detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the
detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a
person’s lifetime.

3. When the person’s immune system is strong the cancer
cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and
forming tumours.