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Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word
is repeated Two times.
Sardar : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant it’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go

Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

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108 Names of Lord Ganesha and the meanings

1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer

2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord

3. Amit : Incomparable lord

4. Anantachidrupamayam: Infinite and consciousness personified

5. Avaneesh: Lord of the whole world

6. Avighna: Remover of obstacles

7. Balaganapati: Beloved and lovable child

8. Bhalchandra: Moon-crested lord

9. Bheema: Huge and Gigantic

10. Bhupati: Lord of the gods

11. Bhuvanpati: God of the gods

12. Buddhinath: God of wisdom

13. Budhipriya: Knowledge bestower

14. Bhudhividhata: God of knowledge

VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

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I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
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What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?
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Talk—————Softly
Walk—————-Humbly
Eat——————-Sensibly
Breathe——————–Deeply
Sleep———————-Sufficiently
Dress—————————Smartly
Act——————————-Fearlessly
Work———————————Patiently
Think———————————–Truthfully
Believe————————————Correctly
Behave—————————————–Decently
Learn———————————————Practically
Plan—————————————————–Orderly
Earn———————————————————-Honestly
Save————————————————————–Regularly
Spend—————————————————————Intelligently
Love———————————————————————Passionately
ENJOY———————————————————————-COMPLETELY

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