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Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

Comedy – Aab aayega maza-Farooq’s modeling – SIKANDAR BANIYAN

Aab aayega maza-Farooq’s modeling – SIKANDAR BANIYAN

Bollywood Movie Comedy Video

Aab aayega mazaa, Farooq Sheikh, Raja Bundela, Ravi Basvani, Satish Kaushik, Rajesh Puri, Anita Raaj, Comedy

Aab aayega maza-Farooq’s modeling – SIKANDAR BANIYAN

Aab aayega mazaa, Farooq Sheikh, Raja Bundela, Ravi Basvani, Satish Kaushik, Rajesh Puri, Anita Raaj, Comedy

Can U Guess Which Festival Is This ??????????

Just see This Pic!!
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Can U Guess Which Festival Is This ??????????
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You Might Have Said “Krishna Janmashtami”—WRONG!!
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RAKSHA BANDHAN

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum… … nice 1.

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ….
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge…
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…
Boss bola kya be munna saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya …!!!
ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!
(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…
form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya ….!!!
par module me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya ….!!!
appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par
appun kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?
saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…
par appun ek aansu nahi roya…
kaiko royega…?
kaiko..?
saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu…
wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya… log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega…!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…
(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)
fir …?
fir kya…?
fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!
shaappak…
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …..
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!

Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”

Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”

And

Why are American husbands called “MADE OF GOLD”

Socho

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Thoda sur Socho

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Socho Socho….

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Nahi Aata

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Indian wives call their husband “A g” ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband “A u” ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

Arz kiya hai… Shairis

Arz kiya hai…

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
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Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
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Asking Salary Increase ???

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$$incerely,
Norman $hah

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

R u an Honest D.R.I.V.E.R

*Driving Test Question*

You are driving along a two-lane road with a
NO OVERTAKING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow
this slow-moving bicyclerider
for the next two miles, or do you break the
law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
Answer first and then…….. …. ……… ……… ……… .
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Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben

log

maane………judwaa.

Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie

ekdum

Smart,

bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi….
rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na…Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.

Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha…

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai…..

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya .

Shayari’s Collection

Shayari’s

1) Na jaane aaj dil itna udas hai kyon
Vo ho ke door itna pas pas hai kyon
Mujhe malum nahi uske liye main kaun hoon, kya hoon
Magar mere liye vo itna khas hai kyon

(2) har sawal ka jawab mile jaruri to nahi
har ankhon ko khawb mile jaruri to nahi
bhagwan ki adate hai intihan lena
har intihan hum pass ho jaruri to nahi

(3)tum aur fareb khao bayaan-e- raqeeb se
tumse toh kam gila hai zyada hai naseeb se

goya tumhari yaad hi mera ilaaj hai
hota hai pehron zikr tumhara tabib se