Archive for the 'Thinking' Category

Life Cycle of an IT Employee

Written by admin on Friday, July 25th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

It’s true they say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
I don’t think there is a better way of explaining our life. Imagine yourself sitting in the black chair…

It’s true they say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
I don’t think there is a better way of explaining our life. Imagine yourself sitting in the black chair…

ICICI Defaulters……. !!!!!!

Written by admin on Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 in Fun, Humor, Thinking.

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!’

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Written by admin on Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

*Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade* *

Friends** are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill **

Patience** is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents **

Piece of Cake…?

Written by admin on Saturday, June 21st, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

Piece of Cake…?

Sometimes we ask ourselves: What did I do to deserve this?

Why does God let these things happen to me?

Here is the explanation…

A daughter tells her mother how everything is going wrong for her;
She probably failed her Math exam,

…Her boyfriend just dumped her… for her best friend.

In times so sad, a good mother knows just the thing to cheer up her daughter… “I make a delicious cake.” In that moment themother hugged her daughter and walked her to the kitchen, while her daughter attempted to smile.

Important - message in mouse trap story

Written by admin on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 in Life, Messages, Thinking.

A mouse looked through the crack
in the wall to see the farmer and
his wife open a package.

What food might this contain?’
The mouse wondered -
he was devastated to discover it
was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:17d21c3.gif
There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!’

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, ‘Mr.Mouse,
I can tell this is a grave concern
to you, but it is of no consequence to me.

I cannot be bothered by it.’

Shirdi Sai Baba - Talking video on Indian Television

Written by admin on Monday, June 9th, 2008 in Life, News, Thinking, Video.

Shirdi Sai Baba - Talking video on India Tv

Aum Sadguru SaiNathaya Namaha

Lately many shows are aired for the India Tv news channel, yesterday a hype was made about a video of Sai Baba of Shirdi, in which it was claimed that a video has been discovered in which Shirdi Sai Baba is talking. See the video below

Naturally millions of Sai Baba devotees would like to see a Sai Baba video and or listen to His voice.

Learn the things.. Read atleast once..

Written by admin on Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol , all eight girls started running .

Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back , they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY

Written by admin on Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY

Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life.

He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return ,

they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.

He would hold a competition in the next year’s seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.

BE CONFIDENT, TRUST OTHERS and NEVER LOSE HOPE

Written by admin on Saturday, May 17th, 2008 in Feelings, Life, Messages, Thinking.

CONFIDENCE:
Once all village people
decided to pray for rain. On
the day of prayer all people
gathered and only one boy came
with an umbrella…… that’s
Confidence…

TRUST:
Trust should be like the
feeling of a one year old baby
when you throw him in the air;
he laughs…..because he knows
you will catch
him…….. That’s
Trust…………

HOPE:
Every night we go to bed, we
have no assurance to get up
alive in the next morning but
still we have plans for the
coming day……….that’s
Hope……….

BE CONFIDENT !

TRUST OTHERS!

NEVER LOSE HOPE!

Heaven’s Grocery Store

Written by actitrestl on Friday, May 16th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

Heaven’s Grocery Store

A two minute read…….

As I was walking down life’s highway
many years ago
I came upon a sign that read
Heavens Grocery Store.

When I got a little closer
the doors swung open wide
And when I came to myself
I was standing inside.
I saw a host of angels.

They were standing everywhere
One handed me a basket
and said “My child shop with care.”

Everything a human needed
was in that grocery store
And what you could not carry
you could come back for more



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