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Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes

Written by admin on Friday, March 20th, 2009 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.

Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes

Brilliant Sardarji !!!

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”

Sardarji’s Mom’s Letter to Banta

Written by admin on Friday, July 11th, 2008 in Fun, Santa Banta.

Dear Banta

Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

Surd does it again

Written by admin on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.

A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money,
decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an
upmarket colony nearby.

He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch,” the owner says.

The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”

The owner says “Fine - there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”

Banta - Most famous person in the world

Written by admin on Saturday, October 13th, 2007 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.

दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध व्यक्ति

Jeeto & Preeto [Japani Nokia-BL-5c]

Written by admin on Friday, August 17th, 2007 in Jokes, Santa Banta.

Jeeto & Preeto

Jeeto : Aree Dekho meri Nokia battary BL-5C hee he..
Preeto : hamare Santa-Banta ne bataya ki…..
BL-5C..ke sath Made in Japan ho tab hee change karna he!
Jeeto : Mera to 26 digit ke niche likha he…Made in China..
Preeto : Tab to shayad hee change karna hoga..
Jeeto : Chinawale ne bachcho ke khiloune ke sath khilvad kiya..
aur “Bado ke khiloune”ke sath khabardari rakhi…
Preeto : Chinawale ne hamara vo gana yad kar liya he…
“Ek thoukar kha chuke hum..ab girenge nahi..”!
Jeeto :DaduG kahate he ki………
“Girte hue ko uthanewala Bhagvan he..
Girke Sambhalne wala Insan he…
Giranewala Haivan he!
Japani log jo bomb ka shikar hue ho…
Vo eetani khatarnak bhul kaise kar sakate he?
Preeto: hum ‘Nokia”wale ko gana chahiye ki….
Mera Nokia he Japani..
Meri Nagaree Hindustanee. .
Gale me BL-5C ka kafan Dale bat karu Mastani
Jeeto : Ha……..Haaaaaaaa ……Haaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa

Java Interview attended by our Banta

Written by admin on Saturday, June 30th, 2007 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws
will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Balle Balle - Sardarji Jokes

Written by admin on Thursday, June 7th, 2007 in Jokes, Santa Banta.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

Little santa banta

Written by admin on Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 in Fun, Jokes, Santa Banta.

Girl: “Ghanti nahi mar sakta hai kya?”

Santa: “Puri cycle mar di aur ab ghanti kya alag se maru?”

*****

Teacher- Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

little Santa- “A cow and a bull are grazing in the field”

Teacher- “How?”

little Santa- “Ladies first.”

*****

Teacher- Kids, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.

little Santa- “I is…

Teacher- “No, Santa”, Always say “I am…. ”

little Santa- “All right… then. I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.”

*****

Teacher: “Where does the God live?”

little Santa: God lives in my bathroom.

Teacher: “What? How can you say that?”

little Santa: Because every morning when I am in my bathroom, my mother bangs the door and says”Oh God, you are still in the bathroom!”

Sardarji

Written by admin on Monday, February 19th, 2007 in Fun, Santa Banta, TimePass.

Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. he already has one and he wants one He takes a photocopy of the white
paper !!!

Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

Q. How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?
A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Santa’s Mother’s Letter

Written by admin on Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 in Fun, Humor, Santa Banta, TimePass.

My dear Santa,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I’m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since.

The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.



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