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Life Cycle of an IT Employee

Written by admin on Friday, July 25th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

It’s true they say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
I don’t think there is a better way of explaining our life. Imagine yourself sitting in the black chair…

It’s true they say that a picture is worth a thousand words.
I don’t think there is a better way of explaining our life. Imagine yourself sitting in the black chair…

:) Awesome answer !!!!

Written by admin on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 in Fun, Humor, Life.

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Best Interview (Too Good), everbody should really very good

Written by admin on Saturday, June 28th, 2008 in Fun, Humor, Life.

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication

engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had

never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an

admission into it ..

What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in

12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college.

But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) - “I can not

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Written by admin on Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

*Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade* *

Friends** are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill **

Patience** is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents **

NINETEEN Sweet THINGS TO SAY TO Sweet little kids

Written by admin on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 in Feelings, Life, Messages.

1. I love you! There is nothing that will make me stop loving you.
Nothing you could do or say or think will ever change that.

2. You are amazing! I look at you with wonder! Not just at what you
Can do, but who you are. There is no one like you. No one!

3. It’s all right to cry. People cry for all kinds of reasons: when
they are hurt, sad, glad, or worried; when they are angry, afraid, or
lonely. Big people cry too. I do.

Piece of Cake…?

Written by admin on Saturday, June 21st, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

Piece of Cake…?

Sometimes we ask ourselves: What did I do to deserve this?

Why does God let these things happen to me?

Here is the explanation…

A daughter tells her mother how everything is going wrong for her;
She probably failed her Math exam,

…Her boyfriend just dumped her… for her best friend.

In times so sad, a good mother knows just the thing to cheer up her daughter… “I make a delicious cake.” In that moment themother hugged her daughter and walked her to the kitchen, while her daughter attempted to smile.

Important - message in mouse trap story

Written by admin on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 in Life, Messages, Thinking.

A mouse looked through the crack
in the wall to see the farmer and
his wife open a package.

What food might this contain?’
The mouse wondered -
he was devastated to discover it
was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:17d21c3.gif
There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!’

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, ‘Mr.Mouse,
I can tell this is a grave concern
to you, but it is of no consequence to me.

I cannot be bothered by it.’

Shirdi Sai Baba - Talking video on Indian Television

Written by admin on Monday, June 9th, 2008 in Life, News, Thinking, Video.

Shirdi Sai Baba - Talking video on India Tv

Aum Sadguru SaiNathaya Namaha

Lately many shows are aired for the India Tv news channel, yesterday a hype was made about a video of Sai Baba of Shirdi, in which it was claimed that a video has been discovered in which Shirdi Sai Baba is talking. See the video below

Naturally millions of Sai Baba devotees would like to see a Sai Baba video and or listen to His voice.

Learn the things.. Read atleast once..

Written by admin on Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol , all eight girls started running .

Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back , they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY

Written by admin on Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 in Life, Thinking.

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY

Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life.

He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return ,

they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.

He would hold a competition in the next year’s seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.



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