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After the collapse of the US dollar,
America circulated the
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A Man said to God

Man:” Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls”

God replies: “All your wishes will come true”

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Year : 2050

Place : IBM , USA
(Two Americans Talking)

Currency Conversion Rate : INR 1 Rs = USD $ 100

Alex: Hi John, you didn’t come yesterday to office?

John: Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.

Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.

John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex: How long it took to get it stamped?

system-error-message

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big-error

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delete-warning

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end-user-license-agreement

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fatal-error

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haed-disk-scan

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hardware-update

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infected-file

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keyboard-not-plugged-in

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Funny Error Messages
Microsoft

Kabhi Kabhi Aditi Jindagi (Modified By Software Engineer)

Ting Ding.. Ting Ding.. Ting Ding Ding
Ting Ding.. Ting Ding.. Ting Ding Ding….

Kabhi kabhi aditi zindagi mein yuhi coding karna padta hai,
Kabhi kabhi aditi wo, code naa chale to ek sapna lagta hai,
Aise mein koi kaise apne ungliyon ko chalane se roke?
Aur kaise koi soch le everything’s gonna be ok?

Kabhi kabhi to lage zindagi mein rahi naa bench aur mastiyan,
Kabhi kabhi to lage har din mushkil aur har pal ek sazaa,
Aise mein koi kaise, code karaaye, kaise ghar nikle khush hoke?
Aur kaise koi soch le everything gonna be ok?

Software Engineer’s wedding Invitation!!!

Very funny

Very funny

Killing English ……

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”

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Class teacher once said :

” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”

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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector……

Appraisal ki Pyaas

Badla developer ka

Tester bana shaitan

Manager ki cheekh

Tadapti Delivery

Darinda PM

Client ka Kahaer!

Viraana Cubicle!

Khooni Call

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!’

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.