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A normal person vs GRE students

Written by admin on Thursday, May 14th, 2009 in Humor, Thinking.

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw
stones..
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
truly
auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

Cartoon Time

Written by admin on Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 in Fun, Humor, Thinking, india.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

Written by admin on Monday, March 23rd, 2009 in Fun, Humor, Jokes.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

1 When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
2 When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
7 When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
8 When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
9 When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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How to survive a day at the office …. must see

Written by admin on Saturday, March 21st, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

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Sirf Ek Baar

Written by admin on Saturday, March 21st, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

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Mallya: bas ek baar mere baap, ek match jeeta de…..

Dravid:
Haan beta …. paise uda tu cheer girls per aur match jitaon main …. chillar phaink kar koi match jita hai aaj tak

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Written by admin on Friday, March 13th, 2009 in Fun, Humor, TimePass.

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

Newtons Law On Love

Written by admin on Thursday, February 26th, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

Universal Law:

Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer From
One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

First Law:

A Boy In Love With A Girl, continues To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In
Love With A Boy, continues To Be In Love With Him, Until On Unless
Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break
The Legs Of The Boy.

Second Law:

A Moral corporate story

Written by admin on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - “Someone may steal from it at night.”

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..

- “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

Alibaba 30 chor …. Breaking Revelation………

Written by admin on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 in Fun, Humor.

Breaking Revelation……….

Alibaba 40 Chor tha

Ab

Alibaba 30 chor ban gaya

Poocho Kyon ?
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Current Market Situation

Written by admin on Thursday, December 4th, 2008 in Fun, Humor, Thinking.

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi “bachao bachao”
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo…

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai…



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