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Munna bhai Free SMS, Mobile Text Messages, Tapoti Style Akdom Zakasss

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Cartoon Time

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

1 When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
2 When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
7 When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
8 When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
9 When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
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How to survive a day at the office …. must see

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Sirf Ek Baar

Mallya: bas ek baar mere baap, ek match jeeta de…..

Dravid: Haan beta …. paise uda tu cheer girls per aur match jitaon main …. chillar phaink kar koi match jita hai aaj tak

Aaj Tak Rocks :)

On going glory of Aaj Tak

Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes : Some of the Humorous Sardar Jokes

Brilliant Sardarji !!!

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention !!!!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

Funny sms (don’t miss it) !!!

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion……..
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Teacher to Sardar ” Where were U born?

Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : Spell it?

Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”

Banta : How do you know??