Written by admin on July 21st, 2008 in Investment.
इनकम टैक्स रिटर्न भरने की आखिरी तारीख 31 जुलाई है। लोग अमूमन इस दिन तक रिटर्न फॉर्म भर कर जमा करा देते हैं। लेकिन क्या आपने कभी यह सोचा है कि 31 जुलाई तक फॉर्म न जमा कराने पर क्या होगा।
अगर आपने वित्तवर्ष 2007-08 में अपनी इनकम पर टैक्स पूरी तरह से चुकता कर रखा है, तब आप 31 मार्च 2009 तक टैक्स रिटर्न बिना कोई पेनल्टी या ब्याज दिए जमा कर सकते हैं।
Killing English ……
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”
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Class teacher once said :
” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..
Written by admin on July 11th, 2008 in Culture, Festival, Information.
Festivals of India
India is a land of festivals, and no month passes by without a festival being celebrated. There is a lot of pomp, splendour and gaiety associated with each festival. Sharing of gifts, gift articles and tokens of money are a part of such celebrations. Some of the major festivals are mentioned below with a description of each festival mentioned underneath.
Raksha Bandhan is an Indian festival in which sisters tie a sacred thread of protection around their brother’s wrists. By accepting a thread from his sister, the brother is bound to protect his sister from harm.
Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector……
Appraisal ki Pyaas
Badla developer ka
Tester bana shaitan
Manager ki cheekh
Tadapti Delivery
Darinda PM
Client ka Kahaer!
Viraana Cubicle!
Khooni Call
Written by admin on July 11th, 2008 in Fun, Santa Banta.
Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.
I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.
Corus acquisition takes Tata Steel to Fortune 500 list
29 chinese company make it to Fortune 500; Wal-mart stays world’s biggest corporate
Mumbai:Thanks to its acquisition of the Corus group, Tata Steel has made it to the Fortune 500 list even as India’s largest corporate Reliance Industries climbed 63 places up to 206th rank. Companies qualify to the list on the basis of their revenues.
Ratan Tata’s Tata Steel has also been named as the company with the highest revenue growth of over 353 per cent over the past year, thanks to the consolidation of Corus’ revenues with its balance sheet.
Written by admin on July 10th, 2008 in Investment.
TRADING STRATEGY :10th July ‘08
“Don’t focus on making money; focus on protecting what you have.”
Don’t Buy……Any Sensex Stock.
In Next Watch Bloodbath of Life.
(Just salute us……..Don’t ask NEWS or Development )
Today Sell @ 4183—-4198
(Sell in TRUCK LOAD )
BSE INDEX :
NSE INDEX :
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Monthly Chart indicates :Break and close below 12571 will take to 12205….101% last hope for Bulls.
Break below 12205 will take to 11694——11435.
LAXMAN REKHA :13750
Two close above 13750 will take 14306–14491
Written by admin on July 9th, 2008 in Investment.
TRADING STRATEGY :09th July ‘08
“Don’t focus on making money; focus on protecting what you have.”
Crossses & Closes above 13750
Crosses & Closes above 4075
If able to cross & close above 4075 level for 2 Consecutive days
4234—-4287
Break & Close below 3800 level will take to 3600—-3400.
After 11:30…….PANIC Selling will Start
Open TO Close will be DOWN ??
Tomorrow is BLACK THURSDAY ??
BSE INDEX :
DAILY :
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Monthly Chart indicates :Break and close below 12571 will take to 12205….101% last hope for Bulls.
Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!’
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
Written by admin on July 9th, 2008 in Software, Technology, Tips.
Boost Up Internet Speed Free Without Using Software -
Computer Tips & Tricks
Do you know that about 20% of your internet bandwidth is reserved by Microsoft.
Uses of Reserved Bandwidth
- QoS Based Applications
- Windows Automatic Updates rely on this reserved bandwidth.
- Sending Error Reports
- Online Help support in Microsoft Office
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But this can be recovered back…
The Remedy
Remove or change reservable bandwidth limit
(Warning : It’s been suggested by more knwoledgeable people than me that this tweak does nothing, and is in fact but a myth. In any case, applying it doesn’t appear to harm the system…)
